HellBrat

I fnally figured out why nlp doesn't work, based on scientific
measurements I studied I came up with this conclusion.

The swish pattern, one of the founding corner stones of nlp. To do it
correctly, you can only do it on tuesdays and only if your wearing blue
underpants, because the rays from saturn are bouncing off mars and only
available on tuesdays with blue undies being the key factor in
attracting those rays. So only use the swish on tuesdays blue undies
are best, batman undies work well too. The then think of the thing you
want to change, picture it, shoot it out to mars, the thought martians
will smack it with tennis rackets for a while then send it to the Venus
titan smashers where they will smash it to bits, then it is sent on to
uranus, where shitty thoughts are reconstructed to most useful thoughts
and send screaming back to you at the speed of light, where a new and
enlightened version has taken place of the old thoughts, so easy...Doh,
why didn't I know that????

The fast phobia cure and interesting thing within it self. The problem
with most watching the movie is that they have no popcorn or snacks
while they are watching the movie go farwards and backwards, I mean how
can you really get into it if your hands are empty, unless of course
your pee wee herman.
So to be effective with the fast phobia cure, when your in the audience
you have to have popcorn and a drink and also you must slow the movie
down enough to see the credits, who knows maybe you really even wasn't
in the movie but you only thought you was. So that being the case how
can you be fucked up if your not even in the movie? Duhhh.....Problem
solved. Now if you are in the movie be the director and change your
script, so you can go from being a low life loser to what ever
charactor you choose, just make sure you can act the part other wise
you won't be getting an Oscar any time soon.... My name is
Bond......Bubba Bond, agent double O several. The pygmys are trying to
take over all the goats in the world, whar's muh shotgun.

Eye accessing cues just don't work, wanting to test them scientifically
and ruling out all possiblities of tainting the evidence, I did a
double blind study.. That means they were blind in both eyes and not
chance of being a single blind study. The blind men watched randomly
choosen persons of all types, ages and genders and came to the
conclusion that they just couldn't see any results with the eye
asscessing cues. So there ya have it.

The conclusion to this scientifically study was that nlp only works in
certain conditions and times, paying attention to these details will
yield amazing results.

The scientifically challenged

UnKaH TiMMy

Ned Goudy

On 8 Dec 2006 08:25:39 -0800, "HellBrat" <monsterbrat49@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>
>Eye accessing cues just don't work, wanting to test them scientifically
>and ruling out all possiblities of tainting the evidence, I did a
>double blind study.. That means they were blind in both eyes and not
>chance of being a single blind study. The blind men watched randomly
>choosen persons of all types, ages and genders and came to the
>conclusion that they just couldn't see any results with the eye
>asscessing cues. So there ya have it.

:O) VERY AMUSING!

Ned

Ned Goudy

>>I guess I should stop drinking
>>and doing drugs.
>
>There is a possibility of course that THAT is
>the reason that you mispelled scientific, isn't it?
>
>And now that you have made that
>observation, how will your new
>understanding effect your actions in the future?
>
>FUTURE OUTCOME - POSSIBILITY FRAME :O)
>
>(AND YES, I considered the possibility that you WERE KIDDING.)
>
>Ned

Oh, and the REALIZATION FRAME!

3 Frames in ONE

Ned

HellBrat

You want the long version or the short version? Well the short version
is, it's your brain on nlp, which is neither common or natural, which
produces cult mentality.

So there ya have it scinetic man.

UnKaH


duck wrote:

> What dies scinetic mean ?
>

HellBrat

You too, and all I want for christmas is my two front teeth.


Tim
duck wrote:
> Awesome, it's nice to belong
>
> L. Ron. Hellbrat.
>
> Have yourself a Merry Xmas
>
> > UnKaH
> >
> >
> > duck wrote:
> >
> > > What dies scinetic mean ?
> > >

duck

I think they may be buried in a field somewhere in South East Asia

Be nice to Santa !

Duck
HellBrat wrote:
> You too, and all I want for christmas is my two front teeth.
>
>
> Tim
> duck wrote:
> > Awesome, it's nice to belong
> >
> > L. Ron. Hellbrat.
> >
> > Have yourself a Merry Xmas
> >
> > > UnKaH
> > >
> > >
> > > duck wrote:
> > >
> > > > What dies scinetic mean ?
> > > >

HellBrat

Naw, I am thinking a little old lady I once tried to mug and she beat
the shit outta me with her walker.



Tim

Cameron

"HellBrat" <monsterbrat49@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1166322536.397756.156430@79g2000cws.googlegro ups.com...
> Naw, I am thinking a little old lady I once tried to mug and she beat
> the shit outta me with her walker.

> Tim

It's easier to run away if your pants are still done up.