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| I discovered a process which is much more simpler than the 3D Mind and 10 times more powerful. You can literally have the magic pill you've been seeking all your life. You can grow in quantum leaps and bounds. Imagine your problems disappearing as fast as a two dollar whore can spread her legs. Imagine you having Jedi mind powers to control your boss and co-workers. Imagine women flocking to you just with the flick of an eyebrow, wanting to pleasure you faster than a lobbists dick up a politicans ass. This process I call, the date rape by the ape. First part is getting to the subrealities you have about yourself, the question to ask is, On a scale of one to ten, one being the lowest and 10 the highest, how retarded am I. ( don't use lingustic's or feelings to answer that question ) Question two, one a scale of all the people in the world, how do I rank as the most fucked up, more than manson or less than bandler? You'll notice the answer when your nipples start to peak out. Now with those answer, imagine yourself walking thru the jungle when all of a sudden, out from the bushes jumps a huge horny man ape, with a gleen in his eye. Now here is the tricky part, if your fast enough and can put some lube on your ass, this process might be good enough. Now imagine the ape banging on you and imagine your fucked up ed ness. Imagine the pictures getting ready to explode. Now the ape is fast and you must breach the climax and let your pictures explode when the ape cums. Timing is important. As the explosion takes place, imagine all your problems going boom and shattering as quick as a hillbilly can say, you sho do have a prudy mouth. Now as the explosion feelings sudside, relax and fall into the gorilla's arms and pretend your having a smoke and you are relaxing in the glow of great sex. Do this for at least 5 Minutes minium. Process complete, life is a peach. Now I know all you nlp'ers are going to say, well man this is nothing more than nlp or eft or hippy-nosis, dude your just ripping off nlp. But I say to you it is not, it is modeled from the model of zufunzism, which was produced by the brain chemical deficent Ustia HellBwat |
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| This is nothing more than the side effects of 3Dmind On 8 Mar, 14:22, "HellBrat" <monsterbra...@yahoo.com> wrote: > I discovered a process which is much more simpler than the 3D Mind and > 10 times more powerful. You can literally have the magic pill you've > been seeking all your life. You can grow in quantum leaps and bounds. > Imagine your problems disappearing as fast as a two dollar whore can > spread her legs. Imagine you having Jedi mind powers to control your > boss and co-workers. Imagine women flocking to you just with the flick > of an eyebrow, wanting to pleasure you faster than a lobbists dick up > a politicans ass. > > This process I call, the date rape by the ape. > > First part is getting to the subrealities you have about yourself, the > question to ask is, > > On a scale of one to ten, one being the lowest and 10 the highest, how > retarded am I. > ( don't use lingustic's or feelings to answer that question ) > > Question two, one a scale of all the people in the world, how do I > rank as the most fucked up, more than manson or less than bandler? > You'll notice the answer when your nipples start to peak out. > > Now with those answer, imagine yourself walking thru the jungle when > all of a sudden, out from the bushes jumps a huge horny man ape, with > a gleen in his eye. > > Now here is the tricky part, if your fast enough and can put some lube > on your ass, this process might be good enough. > > Now imagine the ape banging on you and imagine your fucked up ed ness. > Imagine the pictures getting ready to explode. Now the ape is fast and > you must breach the climax and let your pictures explode when the ape > cums. Timing is important. As the explosion takes place, imagine all > your problems going boom and shattering as quick as a hillbilly can > say, you sho do have a prudy mouth. Now as the explosion feelings > sudside, relax and fall into the gorilla's arms and pretend your > having a smoke and you are relaxing in the glow of great sex. Do this > for at least 5 Minutes minium. Process complete, life is a peach. > > Now I know all you nlp'ers are going to say, well man this is nothing > more than nlp or eft or hippy-nosis, dude your just ripping off nlp. > But I say to you it is not, it is modeled from the model of zufunzism, > which was produced by the brain chemical deficent Ustia > > HellBwat |
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| Very interesting to witness what happens when someone has more than just blood in the veins. Get some help. I "HellBrat" <monsterbrat49@yahoo.com> wrote in news:1173363743.745541.319610@q40g2000cwq.googlegr oups.com: > I discovered a process which is much more simpler than the 3D Mind and > 10 times more powerful. You can literally have the magic pill you've > been seeking all your life. You can grow in quantum leaps and bounds. > Imagine your problems disappearing as fast as a two dollar whore can > spread her legs. Imagine you having Jedi mind powers to control your > boss and co-workers. Imagine women flocking to you just with the flick > of an eyebrow, wanting to pleasure you faster than a lobbists dick up > a politicans ass. > > This process I call, the date rape by the ape. > > First part is getting to the subrealities you have about yourself, the > question to ask is, > > On a scale of one to ten, one being the lowest and 10 the highest, how > retarded am I. > ( don't use lingustic's or feelings to answer that question ) > > Question two, one a scale of all the people in the world, how do I > rank as the most fucked up, more than manson or less than bandler? > You'll notice the answer when your nipples start to peak out. > > Now with those answer, imagine yourself walking thru the jungle when > all of a sudden, out from the bushes jumps a huge horny man ape, with > a gleen in his eye. > > Now here is the tricky part, if your fast enough and can put some lube > on your ass, this process might be good enough. > > Now imagine the ape banging on you and imagine your fucked up ed ness. > Imagine the pictures getting ready to explode. Now the ape is fast and > you must breach the climax and let your pictures explode when the ape > cums. Timing is important. As the explosion takes place, imagine all > your problems going boom and shattering as quick as a hillbilly can > say, you sho do have a prudy mouth. Now as the explosion feelings > sudside, relax and fall into the gorilla's arms and pretend your > having a smoke and you are relaxing in the glow of great sex. Do this > for at least 5 Minutes minium. Process complete, life is a peach. > > Now I know all you nlp'ers are going to say, well man this is nothing > more than nlp or eft or hippy-nosis, dude your just ripping off nlp. > But I say to you it is not, it is modeled from the model of zufunzism, > which was produced by the brain chemical deficent Ustia > > > HellBwat > |
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| Wow it is easy to see some people just have no sense of humor, get a fucken life ya moron. Lovingly HellBrat On Mar 9, 5:41 am, Me Myself <memys...@aol.com> wrote: > Very interesting to witness what happens when someone has more than just > blood in the veins. > > Get some help. > |
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| Start experiment. Process Step 1/ Rattle cage. Step 2/ Stand well back Step 3/ Watch critter hiss, spit and limp up to the bars Step 4/ Study critter while it hisses, spits and ineffectively yowls Step 5/ Poke critter with stick as necessary Step 6/ Wait for profanities, repeating Step 5/ as necessary Step 7/ Collect profanities Step 8/ Experiment over QED Thank you for being the subject of this experiment, and thank you for a good set of results and the expected outcome. You do seem to get off when someone rattles your cage. Except that the time-line doesnt match up, I'd think that you had been one of Pavlovs' subjects. Whats the matter, don't you have a sense of humour? rotfl I "HellBrat" <monsterbrat49@yahoo.com> wrote in news:1173454772.520966.153560 @c51g2000cwc.googlegroups.com: > Wow it is easy to see some people just have no sense of humor, get a > fucken life ya moron. > > > Lovingly > > HellBrat > > On Mar 9, 5:41 am, Me Myself <memys...@aol.com> wrote: >> Very interesting to witness what happens when someone has more than just >> blood in the veins. >> >> Get some help. >> > > |
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| "HellBrat" <monsterbrat49@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1173454772.520966.153560@c51g2000cwc.googlegr oups.com... > Wow it is easy to see some people just have no sense of humor, get a > fucken life ya moron. > > > Lovingly > > HellBrat > > On Mar 9, 5:41 am, Me Myself <memys...@aol.com> wrote: >> Very interesting to witness what happens when someone has more than just >> blood in the veins. >> >> Get some help. >> > Some people need to know you are trying to be funny. I laughed, cause I know you, but I suppose someone who didn't might decide its an insult or take it seriously. I prefer sexy ducks myself, the ones with feathers. ![]() They really quack me up! |
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| "duck" <jism_monkey2002@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message news:1173367152.414817.78430@n33g2000cwc.googlegro ups.com... > This is nothing more than the side effects of 3Dmind > I was thinking more of a top or colatteral effect myself. Sorry, I'm nuts today, got done sending a lot of complainst against a telemarketer that calls me and wakes me up every morning. |
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| So you like to torture animals do you, your a sick fuck. Experiment how quaint, how moronic can you get? Is there no end to this stupidity people like you call intelligence? Now was your "experiment a success or a failure", did you really get the true meaning of what I wrote? Was I lauging when I wrote it, angry or have a devilish smile? OOOPSSSSS, I forgot to inclued the emotion so your "experiment" can be a huge success. >From my writing you supposed I was angry, because that is the way you thought the words fell, or so you thought. But writing is one of the poorest ways to communicate, since 70%, yes read that part again, 70% of all communication is non-verbal. Ouch that jus blew your "experiement" all to hell didn't it. I'm sorry your so stupid, maybe a little education can help you, try reading, conducting experiments for dummies, that should get you to a place where you can rule out all factors where instead of garbage data, you end up with clean data. Care to try another bullshit experiment? Moron this later. UnKaH HellBwat On Mar 9, 12:37 pm, Me Myself <memys...@aol.com> wrote: > |
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| Cuss his ass out soundly, also register your number (s) on the national do not call registry, if they call you and you inform them you are on the do not call registry and they call again, you can take action against them and someone told me, which I really can't confirm, you can sue them, but action you can take. Go here to register https://www.donotcall.gov/default.aspx Tim On Mar 10, 2:13 pm, "Garry Freemyer" <garry_No_Sp...@pacbell.net> wrote: > "duck" <jism_monkey2...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message > > news:1173367152.414817.78430@n33g2000cwc.googlegro ups.com... > > > This is nothing more than the side effects of 3Dmind > > I was thinking more of a top or colatteral effect myself. > > Sorry, I'm nuts today, got done sending a lot of complainst against a > telemarketer that calls me and wakes me up every morning. |
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| A consumer who receives a telemarketing call despite being on the registry will be able to file a complaint with the FTC, either online or by calling a toll-free number. Violators could be fined up to $11,000 per incident. Go file your phone numbers and next time he calls inform him you are on the national do not call registry and you do not want him to call again, and if he does then you get to help them pay an 11,000 dollar fine. Since I have been on that registry, four years now, I have gotten about 4 telemarketing calls. Of which I informed them I was on the registry and they never called back. Tim |
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| Tell this bitch that I'm the only one who runs socialogical experiments on you ......he is nowhere near sick enough. And there is nothing more predictable than predicting predictability On 11 Mar, 15:18, "HellBrat" <monsterbra...@yahoo.com> wrote: > So you like to torture animals do you, your a sick fuck. > > Experiment how quaint, how moronic can you get? Is there no end to > this stupidity people like you call intelligence? Now was your > "experiment a success or a failure", did you really get the true > meaning of what I wrote? Was I lauging when I wrote it, angry or have > a devilish smile? OOOPSSSSS, I forgot to inclued the emotion so your > "experiment" can be a huge success. > > >From my writing you supposed I was angry, because that is the way you > > thought the words fell, or so you thought. > But writing is one of the poorest ways to communicate, since 70%, yes > read that part again, 70% of all communication is non-verbal. Ouch > that jus blew your "experiement" all to hell didn't it. > > I'm sorry your so stupid, maybe a little education can help you, try > reading, conducting experiments for dummies, that should get you to a > place where you can rule out all factors where instead of garbage > data, you end up with clean data. > > Care to try another bullshit experiment? Moron this later. > > UnKaH HellBwat > > On Mar 9, 12:37 pm, Me Myself <memys...@aol.com> wrote: > > |
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| Oh, you are fuch a funny little wit. Do you feel like you are being tortured? Maybe you feel like you want to be tortured? Is that a little salvia dripping out the corner of your mouth. Be seein' yah uncle Tim I "HellBrat" <monsterbrat49@yahoo.com> wrote in news:1173626300.459314.78640@t69g2000cwt.googlegro ups.com: > So you like to torture animals do you, your a sick fuck. > > Experiment how quaint, how moronic can you get? Is there no end to > this stupidity people like you call intelligence? Now was your > "experiment a success or a failure", did you really get the true > meaning of what I wrote? Was I lauging when I wrote it, angry or have > a devilish smile? OOOPSSSSS, I forgot to inclued the emotion so your > "experiment" can be a huge success. > >>From my writing you supposed I was angry, because that is the way you > thought the words fell, or so you thought. > But writing is one of the poorest ways to communicate, since 70%, yes > read that part again, 70% of all communication is non-verbal. Ouch > that jus blew your "experiement" all to hell didn't it. > > I'm sorry your so stupid, maybe a little education can help you, try > reading, conducting experiments for dummies, that should get you to a > place where you can rule out all factors where instead of garbage > data, you end up with clean data. > > > Care to try another bullshit experiment? Moron this later. > > > UnKaH HellBwat > > On Mar 9, 12:37 pm, Me Myself <memys...@aol.com> wrote: > >> > |
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| On 10 Mar, 19:07, "Garry Freemyer" <garry_No_Sp...@pacbell.net> wrote: > "HellBrat" <monsterbra...@yahoo.com> wrote in message > > news:1173454772.520966.153560@c51g2000cwc.googlegr oups.com... > > > Wow it is easy to see some people just have no sense of humor, get a > > fucken life ya moron. > > > Lovingly > > > HellBrat > > > On Mar 9, 5:41 am, Me Myself <memys...@aol.com> wrote: > >> Very interesting to witness what happens when someone has more than just > >> blood in the veins. > > >> Get some help. > > Some people need to know you are trying to be funny. I laughed, cause I know > you, but I suppose someone who didn't might decide its an insult or take it > seriously. > > I prefer sexy ducks myself, the ones with feathers. ![]() > > They really quack me up! That's just sick ! |
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| lol Now this *is a dude with a sense of humour. You have to admit though, when you are having an off day, isn't it fun to run a stick down the side of a cage and wake the dozy critters? Either that or re-frame them. Some times when you do a re-frame, they just protest, hiss, spit and generally yowl at you. Or am I just doing it wrong (lol) ? I "duck" <jism_monkey2002@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in news:1173690777.510722.149650@s48g2000cws.googlegr oups.com: > Tell this bitch that I'm the only one who runs socialogical > experiments on you ......he is nowhere near sick enough. > > And there is nothing more predictable than predicting predictability > > On 11 Mar, 15:18, "HellBrat" <monsterbra...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> So you like to torture animals do you, your a sick fuck. >> >> Experiment how quaint, how moronic can you get? Is there no end to >> this stupidity people like you call intelligence? Now was your >> "experiment a success or a failure", did you really get the true >> meaning of what I wrote? Was I lauging when I wrote it, angry or have >> a devilish smile? OOOPSSSSS, I forgot to inclued the emotion so your >> "experiment" can be a huge success. >> >> >From my writing you supposed I was angry, because that is the way >> >you >> >> thought the words fell, or so you thought. >> But writing is one of the poorest ways to communicate, since 70%, yes >> read that part again, 70% of all communication is non-verbal. Ouch >> that jus blew your "experiement" all to hell didn't it. >> >> I'm sorry your so stupid, maybe a little education can help you, try >> reading, conducting experiments for dummies, that should get you to a >> place where you can rule out all factors where instead of garbage >> data, you end up with clean data. >> >> Care to try another bullshit experiment? Moron this later. >> >> UnKaH HellBwat >> >> On Mar 9, 12:37 pm, Me Myself <memys...@aol.com> wrote: >> >> > > > |
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| Unkah is not caged, he's the one raping the other critters in the dark of night, then off to his day job as a national security advisor. On 12 Mar, 17:31, Me Myself <memys...@aol.com> wrote: > lol > > Now this *is a dude with a sense of humour. > > You have to admit though, when you are having an off day, isn't it fun > to run a stick down the side of a cage and wake the dozy critters? > > Either that or re-frame them. > > Some times when you do a re-frame, they just protest, hiss, spit and > generally yowl at you. Or am I just doing it wrong (lol) ? > > I > > "duck" <jism_monkey2...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote innews:1173690777.510722.149650@s48g2000cws.google groups.com: > > > Tell this bitch that I'm the only one who runs socialogical > > experiments on you ......he is nowhere near sick enough. > > > And there is nothing more predictable than predicting predictability > > > On 11 Mar, 15:18, "HellBrat" <monsterbra...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >> So you like to torture animals do you, your a sick fuck. > > >> Experiment how quaint, how moronic can you get? Is there no end to > >> this stupidity people like you call intelligence? Now was your > >> "experiment a success or a failure", did you really get the true > >> meaning of what I wrote? Was I lauging when I wrote it, angry or have > >> a devilish smile? OOOPSSSSS, I forgot to inclued the emotion so your > >> "experiment" can be a huge success. > > >> >From my writing you supposed I was angry, because that is the way > >> >you > > >> thought the words fell, or so you thought. > >> But writing is one of the poorest ways to communicate, since 70%, yes > >> read that part again, 70% of all communication is non-verbal. Ouch > >> that jus blew your "experiement" all to hell didn't it. > > >> I'm sorry your so stupid, maybe a little education can help you, try > >> reading, conducting experiments for dummies, that should get you to a > >> place where you can rule out all factors where instead of garbage > >> data, you end up with clean data. > > >> Care to try another bullshit experiment? Moron this later. > > >> UnKaH HellBwat > > >> On Mar 9, 12:37 pm, Me Myself <memys...@aol.com> wrote: |
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| On Mar 13, 3:50 am, "duck" <jism_monkey2...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote: > Unkah is not caged, he's the one raping the other critters in the dark > of night, then off to his day job as a national security advisor. > Fuck Duck, you blew my cover, now your known for blowing more than one thing. Fuck UnKaH |
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| Yes torture me please, dress up in that sexy leather outfit and be my dominatrix beotch. OH ok, now I know your getting a woody even if it can't be seen with the naked eye but I know you are simply by the drooling, or wait, maybe the drooling is from because your retarded? I dunno. UnKaH Tim On Mar 12, 5:43 am, Me Myself <memys...@aol.com> wrote: > Oh, you are fuch a funny little wit. > > Do you feel like you are being tortured? > > Maybe you feel like you want to be tortured? > > Is that a little salvia dripping out the corner of your mouth. > > Be seein' yah uncle Tim > > I > > "HellBrat" <monsterbra...@yahoo.com> wrote innews:1173626300.459314.78640@t69g2000cwt.googleg roups.com: > |
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| Strike one. Read what I wrote. If I meant "drooling" I would have said "drooling". If I had meant "saliva" I would have said "saliva". If you are a V person, just re-read what I wrote and drop into the picture. Someone once said, 90% of communication is non verbal (I wonder who that was Tim). So far you are not doing too well with the remaining 10%. Drop into the correct frame. I "HellBrat" <monsterbrat49@yahoo.com> wrote in news:1173794454.887281.270670@s48g2000cws.googlegr oups.com: > Yes torture me please, dress up in that sexy leather outfit and be my > dominatrix beotch. > OH ok, now I know your getting a woody even if it can't be seen with > the naked eye but I know you are simply by the drooling, or wait, > maybe the drooling is from because your retarded? I dunno. > > > UnKaH Tim > > On Mar 12, 5:43 am, Me Myself <memys...@aol.com> wrote: >> Oh, you are fuch a funny little wit. >> >> Do you feel like you are being tortured? >> >> Maybe you feel like you want to be tortured? >> >> Is that a little salvia dripping out the corner of your mouth. >> >> Be seein' yah uncle Tim >> >> I >> >> "HellBrat" <monsterbra...@yahoo.com> wrote >> innews:1173626300.459314.78640@t69g2000cwt.googleg roups.com: >> > > |
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| ok, now it is known that you are retarded, hence the stupid look and the DROOLING. Your post makes no sense what do ever, but then what can ya expect from a tard. I said, drooling which has nothing to do with the statement you made about saliva, and I said 70% of all communication not 90% which again provides more evidence that your either superiorly stupid or retarded. UnKaH Tim On Mar 13, 12:36 pm, Me Myself <memys...@aol.com> wrote: > Strike one. > > Read what I wrote. If I meant "drooling" I would have said "drooling". > > If I had meant "saliva" I would have said "saliva". > > If you are a V person, just re-read what I wrote and drop into the > picture. > > Someone once said, 90% of communication is non verbal (I wonder who that > was Tim). So far you are not doing too well with the remaining 10%. > > Drop into the correct frame. > |
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| "duck" <jism_monkey2002@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message news:1173699582.499963.45620@8g2000cwh.googlegroup s.com... > On 10 Mar, 19:07, "Garry Freemyer" <garry_No_Sp...@pacbell.net> wrote: >> "HellBrat" <monsterbra...@yahoo.com> wrote in message >> >> news:1173454772.520966.153560@c51g2000cwc.googlegr oups.com... >> >> > Wow it is easy to see some people just have no sense of humor, get a >> > fucken life ya moron. >> >> > Lovingly >> >> > HellBrat >> >> > On Mar 9, 5:41 am, Me Myself <memys...@aol.com> wrote: >> >> Very interesting to witness what happens when someone has more than >> >> just >> >> blood in the veins. >> >> >> Get some help. >> >> Some people need to know you are trying to be funny. I laughed, cause I >> know >> you, but I suppose someone who didn't might decide its an insult or take >> it >> seriously. >> >> I prefer sexy ducks myself, the ones with feathers. ![]() >> >> They really quack me up! > > > That's just sick ! > Ducks are for watching in the water, for feeding and for taking pictures of them during migration, but aside from tht I do nothing esle with them, not even eat them. I tried duck, it was too greasy for me. |
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| "HellBrat" <monsterbrat49@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1173627237.643556.148540@s48g2000cws.googlegr oups.com... >A consumer who receives a telemarketing call despite being on the > registry will be able to file a complaint with the FTC, either online > or by calling a toll-free number. Violators could be fined up to > $11,000 per incident. > > Go file your phone numbers and next time he calls inform him you are > on the national do not call registry and you do not want him to call > again, and if he does then you get to help them pay an 11,000 dollar > fine. Since I have been on that registry, four years now, I have > gotten about 4 telemarketing calls. Of which I informed them I was on > the registry and they never called back. > > > Tim > > > Yep, thanks Tim, yep, that ftc site is neat. I got myself onto the do not call registry awhile ago. They hang up before I can speak, but they stopped calling after I put their info, address and phone on usenet. {Evil Grin!} |
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